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Continued from Part 2
New Jersey-
You can't wear a
bulletproof vest while committing a murder.
You can't have a
personalized license plate if you've ever been convicted of drunk
driving.
It's illegal to offer
alcohol and cigarettes to the animals when you visit the zoo in
Manville.
New Mexico-
Stupid
people can't vote. They've got the right idea.
It's
illegal for a woman to go out in public without shaving.
New York-
It's
illegal for citizens to greet each other by putting their thumbs to
their nose and wiggling their fingers.
Blind
people can't drive.
North Carolina-
You're
not allowed to drive on the sidewalk or through a cemetery for fun
when visiting Dunn.
Elephants
are not to be used to plow fields.
North
Dakota-
Your
son can't make his little brother into his personal slave, because
slavery is illegal.
It's
illegal to have an elk in a backyard sandbox.
Ohio-
You can't get a fish
drunk.
You can't ride of the
roof of a taxi cab.
Oklahoma-
You can't walk
backwards through Oklahoma City while eating a hamburger.
You can't buy or sell
children.
Oregon-
You
can't strap your children to the hood, fender or roof of a car.
You
can't use canned corn as fishing bait. Sorry.
Pennsylvania-
It's illegal to buy,
sell or trade an infant.
You can't hunt in a
cemetery.
Rhode Island-
A
person can get up to 20 years in jail for intentionally biting off a
limb from another person.
You
can't throw pickle juice while on a trolley.
South Carolina-
No
one is allowed to have a walking catfish.
Your
horse can't be kept in a bathtub.
South Dakota-
In
Fountain Inn, horses must be wearing pants at all times.
Tennessee-
It's illegal to drive a
car while asleep.
In Nashville, you're
not allowed to have a cheetah for a pet.
Texas-
In Corpus Christi, you
can't raise alligators in your home.
It's illegal to let
your camel run the streets in Galveston.
Any 16-year-old girl
who is divorced is not allowed to talk about sex during high-school
extracurricular activities.
Utah-
It's
illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag in
Salt Lake City.
It's
illegal to have sex in the back of an ambulance responding to an
emergency call.
Vermont-
It's
illegal to whistle underwater.
Virginia-
It's
illegal to wash your mule on the sidewalk in Culpepper.
It
is illegal to have sex in any position other than the 'missionary'.
The lights can't be on either.
Washington-
It's illegal to carry a
concealed weapon that is longer than 6 feet.
No one is allowed to
paint polka dots on the American flag.
You can't ride an ugly
horse in Wilbur.
West Virginia-
It's illegal in
Alderson to walk a tiger, leopard or lion, even if it's on a leash.
It's illegal for
chickens to lay eggs between 8pm and 4 am.
Wisconsin-
It's
illegal to make nuclear weapons in Sun Prairie's city limits.
Wyoming-
You're
not allowed to throw missiles at animals in a park.
Stay
safe-and legal!
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