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Continued from Part 1
Hawaii-
Don't
feed sharks.
Don't
build your atomic bomb in Maui County unless you want to pay a fine.
Idaho-
It's illegal to place
bets on the outcome of an election.
Don't hunt from a
helicopter.
Any box of candy a man
gives his sweetheart must weigh at least fifty pounds.
Illinois-
It's
against the law to clone a person.
It's
illegal to eat in a place that is on fire in Chicago.
In
Zion, you're not allowed to give your pet a lighted cigar.
Indiana-
Check
forgery is punished by being publicly flogged with up to 100 stripes.
It's
considered a criminal offense to own a weapon of mass destruction.
In
South Bend, you can't make your pet monkey smoke a cigarette.
Iowa-
Surfing while drunk is
prohibited.
A pianist with one arm
is not allowed to charge for his services.
In Marshalltown, horses
aren't allowed to eat fire hydrants.
Kansas-
You can't drive a
buffalo through a street.
Harassing someone by
repeatedly sending faxes is illegal.
It's illegal to hunt
whales.
Kentucky-
Everyone must take a
bath at least once a year.
You can't shoot off a
policeman's tie in Frankfurt.
Louisiana-
The 'pizza gag'-having a bunch of pizzas ordered to someone's house
as a joke-carries a $500 fine.
It's illegal for a person to throw spears while marching in the Mardi
Gras parade.
You can't steal your neighbor's alligator.
You're not allowed to urinate in the city's water supply.
Maine-
You can't keep your
Christmas lights up after January 14.
You can't step out of a
plane while it is in flight.
All cars sold on Sunday
must be equipped with plumbing.
Maryland-
It's
illegal to throw a bale of hay from a second-story window in
Baltimore.
It's
also illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Massachusetts-
A gorilla can't sit in
the backseat of your car.
Men have to carry a
rifle to church on Sundays.
Michigan-
In
Detroit, a couple can make love in their car provided the car is
parked on their own property.
Women aren't allowed to
lift their skirts more than 6 inches when they walk through a puddle.
You can't get drunk on
a train.
Minnesota-
It is illegal to cross
into Wisconsin while wearing a chicken on your head.
You can't sleep naked.
Mississippi-
Drug stores can't sell
poison to kids.
You can't use that
weapon of mass destruction you have in the trunk of your car.
If you walk your dog in
Temperance, he must be wearing a diaper.
Missouri-
In
Kansas City, children are not allowed to buy toy cap guns. However,
they can buy real shotguns.
You
can't sit on the curb and drink beer from a bucket in St. Louis.
It's
illegal to serve alcohol to an elephant.
Montana-
Rockets and bombs
aren't allowed at Billings city council meetings.
It's illegal in
Whitehall to operate a vehicle with ice picks on the wheels.
Unmarried women can't
go fishing alone. Married women can go on any day other than Sunday.
Nebraska-
Drunk
people can't fly planes.
In
Ogalalla, any hotel that rents individual rooms every ten hours or
more has to register as an 'adult' hotel.
You
can't burp or sneeze in church.
Nevada-
In the 'olden days',
any man who beat his wife was tied to a stake for 8 hours with a sign
saying, 'Wife Beater”.
You can't drive your
camel on the highway.
New Hampshire-
You
can't get drunk and have a picnic in a cemetery in Claremont.
It's
illegal to try to get high by sniffing bus fumes.
You're
not allowed to sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling
debt.
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